How does nutmeg tell cinnamon Merry Christmas?
Seasons greetings.
Seasons greetings.
Why does Santa go down the chimney?
Because it soots him.
What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper.
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
RUDEolph.
What do you call Santa Clause after he's fallen into a fireplace?
Krisp Kringle.
*And my personal favorite:
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
~Prancer
Because it soots him.
What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper.
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
RUDEolph.
What do you call Santa Clause after he's fallen into a fireplace?
Krisp Kringle.
*And my personal favorite:
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
~Prancer
Btw, that means they're good, and that makes me angry.
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